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I like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25
Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals."
TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Going off on "Epstein survivors"/simps, Disclaimer
0:09:39 You think you care…
0:11:56 Hey, guys!
0:15:30 MARILYN, FL: "I'm God." Wise Latina
0:24:48 DAVID, FL: Getting rid of Satan
0:27:04 DAVID: Deja vu, '79 Rams vs Bucs; Sleep paralysis
0:31:32 DAVID, judging God: Virginia Giuffre, Evil, shooting, wife left
0:37:22 DAVID: Epstein "survivors"? Women take men down!
0:42:05 Judging women's bodies between 1 or 0 to 10
0:43:35 MIT, Australia: Men have as many ribs as women, Mandela effect
0:55:09 Coffees
0:58:36 Coffee: Popcorn, Mama Trump nationalizing local police?
1:04:10 Lib CDC vs HHS Sec RFK Jr.
1:15:55 Popular Muriel Bowser, per Trump
1:17:44 JERMAINE, Canada: John the Baptist
1:20:17 JERMAINE: "Epstein victims" all about women, a whole lot of nothing
1:29:24 JERMAINE: JLP's "spiritual" BQ
1:31:48 ALEX, CA: Smooth intro? Comedians are liberals.
1:40:11 Coffees… Tech issues, windows keep minimizing!
1:42:30 WILLIAM III: Blacker than Black Coffee; Don't shoot the coyote
1:46:13 W III: Muriel Bowser popular cuz she caved! DC looking better
1:50:33 W III: Trump took out a boat
1:53:25 Can't take Maze, etc. Bye!
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