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Slow White: The Dumbest Fairytale You’ll Ever Hear
Meet Slow White — the most absurd and unpredictable character of all time. He trims cacti, washes his hands with cheese, gives fish water to drink, dries socks in the toaster, and somehow manages to drive every animal in the area completely insane.
In this parody fairytale, you’ll see:
• A very stupid king and his brutally honest magic mirror
• Three dwarfs making the worst roommate decision of their lives
• Forest animals fleeing from Slow White’s singing
• And, of course, a wedding with a capybara in a hot-air balloon!
It’s a mix of ridiculous humor, surreal twists, and pure nonsense — a story so bizarre you won’t believe it’s not real.
Music by: Kevin MacLeod
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