ERNIE SHELL PLANS TO ABOLISH KENTUCKY IN 2027 GOVERNOR CAMPAIGN

Ernie Shell AKA "The Lightning Tiger" Has recently been involved in a car crash due to him driving under the influence of methamphetamines and colliding a vehicle into the Arkansas wilderness. Shell was driving at high speeds while masturbating and got distracted which resulted in him running a stop sign at an intersection. Responding officers found Police officer & security guard Halloween costumes inside the crashed vehicle, along with lubricants, sex toys, and blood stained blankets.
Ernie Shell promises to abolish the Commonwealth of Kentucky in his 2027 Governor campaign.