Medians In The Way

A gritty Country Blues Rock anthem with sharp humor and highway frustration, this track turns the everyday hassle of concrete medians into a tongue-in-cheek, guitar-driven jam. With raw energy, clever wordplay, and a groove that feels straight out of a Seinfeld sketch, it’s a playful yet rebellious take on life’s roadblocks—literally.

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Song Lyrics:
I was minding my own business
Driving down the highway
Looking for an address
Just cruising along the way

A double dotted yellow line
Sparkling in the sunshine
Right down the middle
No reason to quibble

But just as I’m about to make a left turn
I came upon, something else in the center
So now I gotta drive further to make a u-turn
Cause It’s a concrete Median, left turn preventor!

A big fat concrete left turn preventor!
It’s every driver’s tormentor!

Oh no, oh no! There’s a Median in the road
Feeling like I’m in a Seinfeld episode
Can’t turn left and that ain’t right
No, No, No, can’t turn left and that ain’t right

Mean, Median, Mode
Get it outta the road

Oh, the median in the middle
Isn’t just some kind of math riddle
It’s a simple equation
The best answer is elimination

Who thought of this idea anyway
They always put in front of a driveway
Taken away the middle lane
It’s enough to drive a driver insane

Gotta drive further
It’s a gas burner
Forcing a u-turn
Causing heartburn

A big fat concrete left turn preventor
It’s every driver’s tormentor

Oh no, oh no! There’s a Median in the road
Feeling like I’m in a Seinfeld episode
Can’t turn left and that ain’t right
No, No, No, can’t turn left and that ain’t right

It’s a big fat concrete left turn preventor
It’s every driver’s tormentor
Another place for a homeless street begger
Another place for a careless jaywalker

It just ain’t right, it’s in the way
Fundamental, constitutional right-of-way
Autonomous cars gonna make it obsolete
Just get that thing out the street

Medians have crossed the yellow line
It’s terrible highway crime
Who’s asphalt is it anyway
Those at fault gotta pay

Medians are just getting in the way
Let’s hope they’re not here to stay