📂💥 WTH$ Lawsuit Update: Lynette Scrambles, Randy Delivers, and Volmit Can’t Find a Clue 🤡📉

Lynette just tried to dodge a simple 10-minute status conference with a panic-packed letter full of fear, fiction, and zero legal weight 🧻😭. But Randy? He strolled in with two pages and a kill shot — confirming Stark is 💀 and her bankruptcy stay is as dead as her credibility 🪦📑.

Now Lynette’s hiding behind a dismissed case, her own kid, and a pile of self-inflicted disaster 🔥🪣. Her legal “team”? Nowhere.
🧙‍♂️ Bubbles: ghosted.
🧃 Fleasa: silent (but probably still Venmoing herself off the kid’s name).

And then there’s Volmit 🤓💩 — still throwing tantrums in legalese, confusing blog posts with motions, and swinging the Constitution like it’s a piñata full of bad arguments 🇺🇸🪅. Someone get this guy a casebook and a clue.