[Aug27-25] squatchi crotch

Once upon a time,

there once was a beatcop who got filed into the wrong game by her pencil pushing police chief, who not only ate soy lattes whole, but fast food and doughnuts were his jam. He'd also filled his physical scrote with soybean oil on OnlyHands as a creative hobby - his name was Lintseed Grampa and it was good for times, time and overtime, until that one fateful dae when a porcupine mated with a spike protein-seeking screw worm and the world was never the same again.

;ю) to be continued

~fin~

(I title my weapons out of my own creativity - don't steal it from me, please)