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Farewell, G̵̩̤͉̲̏̌͑̄͛̑̌̍Ŕ̶̨͙̦̦̻͛͊͛̕Ḛ̵̳̠̟̝̺̦̱̀̆G̵̞̎͝ - Retirement Tribute
"You've helped build our empire, now go build your own"
-The Ham Mafia
"It's been a long day, and the bell has tolled. As of 8:47 PM Pacific Time, Greg has holstered up his ham shank and has retired from the Hamily Business. Most don't get, or even deserve, the privilege of retiring honorably in the history of this organization. Caporegimes come and go, and they do the Hamily an important service at the end of the day - they dedicate their time to bring in outsiders to our way of life. I don't know if I could say there has been a more iconic Caporegime than Greg, or ever will be. Respected by the soldiers and integrated into the culture of the Ham Mafia, despite him being gone - his influence or legacy will not fade, and will always remain in the heart of the Hamily Business.
Many of us attended his retirement raid, including yours truly - and it was a proper sendoff for a true Caporegime.
@PandaGoon | Ham Mafia | has since then absorbed Greg's regime, as per his wishes, and the original Gregpire has been dissolved. Big shoes to fill no doubt, though we continue the torch. The Ham Mafia has done him wonders, and in retrospect he returned the favor.
All that being said, we hope he is doing well - and for whatever he chooses to pursue, to the best of luck
The Hamily sends their regards, and is always reserved a place here with open arms.
Sincerely,
The Bosses"
~9/2/2021
Thanks to all those who provided the images: Mafia Heavy, The One, Pancake made out of ham, Dico, Theodore Kacynski(Clown) and Tommy Lucchese.
And thanks to Greg for serving as Caporegime.
Music: We'll Meet Again by Vera Lynn
Original YT Upload Date: September 4, 2021
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