BL4: Burritos, Boomsticks & Bros! 🌯💥🔫🤣

🥫 BL4 Apocalypse Snack Special (Chef Claptrap Edition):
🐀 skag jerky + 💡 busted lightbulb + ⚡ shock core + 🧃 stale juice box ➡️ 🤮 culinary war crime

LIVE from the “Department of Explosive Chickens” and “Vault Hunters Anonymous”…
it’s Gore 🪖 with the unholy alliance of ThisistheRay 🔥 & VapinGamers 💨!

❗WARNING: May cause accidental high-five fatalities, respawns in vending machines, and questionable life choices.

🔫 WEAPONS STATUS: Exploding burrito launcher engaged
💰 Resources: 1 Moxxi coupon, 4 exploding psychos, 0 good decisions
🗺️ Mission Objective: Stay alive longer than Ray’s patience
🤪 SANITY: Already vaped away with Gamers
🧭 NAVIGATION: GPS recalculating since 2012
🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Accidentally sold my legendary for $3
🎯 GOAL: Survive long enough to complain about loot drops

💀 Featuring chaos from:
• Gore’s “definitely not OSHA approved” rocket launcher
• Ray screaming at vending machines
• VapinGamers turning boss fights into vape clouds 💨
• And YOU — if you dare watch this disaster unfold

📉 MORALE: Handed over to Claptrap for safe-keeping
🥤 HYDRATION: Unknown glowing liquid (probably corrosive)
🪑 COVER: Two empty ammo crates stacked badly
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Inside a loot chest with no keys

🕵️ Watch the guns jam, stay for the Ray-rage, vape clouds, and Gore’s eternal chaos.

📡 ABOUT US
🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
👾 Guest Legends: ThisistheRay & VapinGamers
🚫 Discord: LOL, no.
🚫 TikTok: Triple trash.