(Just Another) Lenny Song.

(Verse 1)
The stream goes live, the link is in the bio
The chat starts flowing, a predictable psycho-drama
A name pops up, a trigger and a cue
For the usual suspects to see red, white, and blue
Lady J she sharpens up her claws so quick
'Bout your fake name and your avatar's a trick
Says you're boring us to hell with your conspiracies
And makes a guess about your sex life, if you please.

(Chorus)
(Shouted) LENNY IS A VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE!
(Spoken) Just saying...
(Sung) They say you're a troll, a scumbag, a bore
They're slamming that digital revolving door
But we all know the score, it's a pathetic ballet
They're not really hating Lenny, they just wanna hurt Matt Taylor TV.

(Verse 2)
Hoy paloy screams 'bout child maintenance you owe
From a story that nobody really knows
Calls you a sperm donor, a scum bag, a disgrace
Just to get a reaction, to try and win the race
Yvonne says you're dull, Shadow Dragon says "goodbye!"
They're all just shouting into a digital sky
They think that by attacking the king's closest friend
It's a clever little way to bring about the end.

(Chorus)
(Shouted) LENNY IS A VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE!
(Spoken) Just saying...
(Sung) They say you're a troll, a scumbag, a bore
They're slamming that digital revolving door
But we all know the score, it's a pathetic ballet
They're not really hating Lenny, they just wanna hurt Matt Taylor TV.

(Bridge)
It's a twisted form of flattery, a backhanded compliment
If you weren't a fixture here, then where the hell would all the venom went?
You're the pillar they try to topple, the rock they try to break
For goodness sake, Lenny, for Matt Taylor's sake!
So stay, Lenny, stay, and post your random thoughts
You're the chaos that they need, the enemy they've got.

(Chorus)
(Shouted) LENNY IS A VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE!
(Spoken) Just saying...
(Sung) They say you're a troll, a scumbag, a bore
They're slamming that digital revolving door
But we all know the score, it's a pathetic ballet
They're not really hating Lenny, they just wanna hurt Matt Taylor TV.

(Outro)
(Spoken over fading music)
Yeah, they just wanna hurt Matt Taylor TV...
So really, Lenny... we all love you.
Now, any thoughts on 9/11?
...Goodnight.