🔥📜 LYNETTE’S MELTDOWN: FROM FACEBOOK TO THE COURTROOM 🔥📜

Lynette just can’t help herself — when the Judge tells her to respond to a default motion, she doesn’t follow the order. Instead, she melts down, takes it to Facebook, and drops what she calls a “filing” like it’s the next big twist in her personal soap opera. The problem? It’s the same steaming pile of excuses and recycled claims she already dismissed once.

She rants about bankruptcy “technical issues,” whines that she didn’t think a default would really happen, and then — cherry on top — waves around her ghostwritten pleading with that cowardly line: “prepared with the free assistance of a lawyer.” Which is it, Lynette? Retired attorney? Disbarred hack? Or just some wannabe whispering in your ear? Either way, you didn’t disclose it, and it stinks.

On Facebook she plays martyr — “poor me, overwhelmed, fighting giants.” In court she plays lawyer — filing the same invasion of privacy, IIED, and YouTube conspiracy theories like she’s inventing new law. But it’s all the same reheated garbage. The deposition she skipped? Still skipped. The dismissal she filed? Still a surrender. And the meltdown she posted online? Proof she’s not fighting a case — she’s fighting for attention.

🎙️ Tonight we’re breaking it all down: the meltdown, the filing, the lies, and the bullshit. Lynette didn’t respond to default. She responded with a confession. And the more she screams online, the more obvious it gets — she’s drowning, and Facebook rants won’t save her.