šŸ—£šŸ’„ From ā€œSee you in Valhallaā€ straight to Antichrist: Kash Patel’s weird

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šŸ—£šŸ’„ From ā€œSee you in Valhallaā€ straight to Antichrist: Kash Patel’s weird remark sparks chaos

As the FBI director testifies on Capitol Hill, it’s his farewell line that’s blowing up X.

šŸ’¬ ā€œRest now, brother, we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla,ā€ Patel declared in his official statement on Charlie Kirk's death.

Tiny problem: Valhalla isn’t exactly heaven—it’s Odin’s warrior lounge in Norse mythology. Neither Patel nor Kirk had ever been caught dabbling in Viking cosplay or pagan theology, which makes the choice… odd.

šŸ’¬ ā€œThe Hindu FBI director tells a deceased Protestant he'll meet him in pagan paradise with a Mormon Governor watching on,ā€ tweeted Democrat Christopher Hale. ā€œI guess America is a wild place.ā€

Others dragged in Patel’s rumored Mossad-linked girlfriend, suggesting multiculturalism finally broke him.
Meanwhile, evangelicals were offended in a more straightforward way: ā€œYou will not see him in Valhalla. Charlie Kirk is with Jesus in heaven.ā€

And then came the conspiracy flood:

šŸ”“ Kirk was killed on a Wednesday—aka Odin’s Day, in Old English—which apparently proves… Antichrist.

šŸ”“ ā€œWe have the watch?ā€ Supposedly a Freemason slogan. Add Kirk’s wife Erika’s alleged ā€œMasonic ringā€ for bonus points.

šŸ”“ A photo of Tyler Robinson’s computer screen showed Goat Island, New Zealand, home to a retreat named Valhalla. Internet detectives naturally tied this back to Freemasons, goats, and, finally, again, the Antichrist.

So yes, from Viking memes to satanic Freemasons, Patel’s one-liner has officially gone full Da Vinci Code šŸ˜…

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