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š£š„ From āSee you in Valhallaā straight to Antichrist: Kash Patelās weird
š£š„ From āSee you in Valhallaā straight to Antichrist: Kash Patelās weird remark sparks chaos
As the FBI director testifies on Capitol Hill, itās his farewell line thatās blowing up X.
š¬ āRest now, brother, we have the watch, and Iāll see you in Valhalla,ā Patel declared in his official statement on Charlie Kirk's death.
Tiny problem: Valhalla isnāt exactly heavenāitās Odinās warrior lounge in Norse mythology. Neither Patel nor Kirk had ever been caught dabbling in Viking cosplay or pagan theology, which makes the choice⦠odd.
š¬ āThe Hindu FBI director tells a deceased Protestant he'll meet him in pagan paradise with a Mormon Governor watching on,ā tweeted Democrat Christopher Hale. āI guess America is a wild place.ā
Others dragged in Patelās rumored Mossad-linked girlfriend, suggesting multiculturalism finally broke him.
Meanwhile, evangelicals were offended in a more straightforward way: āYou will not see him in Valhalla. Charlie Kirk is with Jesus in heaven.ā
And then came the conspiracy flood:
š“ Kirk was killed on a Wednesdayāaka Odinās Day, in Old Englishāwhich apparently proves⦠Antichrist.
š“ āWe have the watch?ā Supposedly a Freemason slogan. Add Kirkās wife Erikaās alleged āMasonic ringā for bonus points.
š“ A photo of Tyler Robinsonās computer screen showed Goat Island, New Zealand, home to a retreat named Valhalla. Internet detectives naturally tied this back to Freemasons, goats, and, finally, again, the Antichrist.
So yes, from Viking memes to satanic Freemasons, Patelās one-liner has officially gone full Da Vinci Code š
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