Take the L

Rainbow flag flaps wild, colors all askew,
KAREN TEACHER (shrill): “Settle down, you brats! Clap for lepers—twerk for the crew!”
Children’s choir: “WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!”

*(Verse 1)*
Tiny sneakers slap the dirt, Dora bags in tow,
Normie parents grin, “What a wholesome show!”
Rainbow flag’s a mess, “L” lost in the fray,
Karen shrieks, “HATE SPEECH! Lepers lead the play!”
Half-jaw leper stumbles, reads with drooling maw,
Tongue flops out on page three, kids gasp in awe,
Karen cackles, “WORK IT! Strip for tolerance, you freak!”
Flesh peels off his frame, she’s clapping to the beat!

*(Chorus)*
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
This trip’s a flesh-pit doom, not a happy roam!
Lepers drag in glitter-pus, air thick with despair,
Karen waves that flag like a madmare’s lair!
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
She screams, “Shake that rot-bone!”
Kids hurl Skittles, story hour’s a crash,
Leper won’t strip, so she slaps him with cash!

*(Verse 2)*
Hot glue crafts with Jude’s ear, sticky and grim,
Karen howls, “MAKE IT QUEER—drown the hymn!”
Lepers stumble, drop chunks in the punch bowl’s brew,
Kids slurp blood Capri-Suns, puke on their shoes,
“LOVE IS LOVE!” she chants, waving a ribcage glove,
Kid cries, “This ain’t right!”—another licks pus with love,
Karen’s on iPhone, livestreaming the gore,
Smears rainbow in mud, screams, “MORE FLESH! EXPLORE!”

*(Chorus)*
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
This ain’t a field trip, it’s a leper catacomb!
Nose hits the floor, silence turns to roar,
Karen screeches, “TWERK MORE, YOU DISEASED WHORE!”
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
Rainbow’s flipped, kids sob and groan!
“INCLUSION!” she wails, as limbs pile high,
Pus-pink heap grows under a mad sky!

*(Bridge)*
Carnival calliope warps, kids chant, “Ring around the rosies, toesies fall!”
One faints, another chews chalk off the wall,
Karen’s on TikTok, “Woke rock rules the day!”
Lepers beg mercy, she bans them anyway,
Toddlers clutch bone crosses, hopscotch with toes,
Rainbow flag’s wrong, but she leads with prose,
Marching kids to night, her voice a shrill knife,
Carnival of horror cuts through their young life!

*(Chorus)*
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
Trauma camp reigns, not a joyful dome!
Karen chants, “DRAG OR DIE!”
Kids shield their eyes, lepers sigh and cry!
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
Rainbow’s cursed, justice stoned!
Her shriek splits the ward, bans ring loud,
Kids dream of pus in a nightmare crowd!

*(Verse 3)*
Cafeteria stinks, Jell-O with skin afloat,
Karen yells, “VICTORY! Choke it down their throat!”
Kids stab mash with bones, leper juggles his stones,
Toddler screams, “Mommy, stop!”—she strips to the tones,
“Representation!” she roars, livestreaming the dead,
Corpses flash on Facebook, her ego well-fed,
Parents storm in, late and aghast,
Karen shrieks, “BIGOTS! Learn fast!”
Kids chant, “No more trips!”—scarred for all time,
She sues lepers for flopping their rhyme!

*(Final Chorus)*
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
Rainbow cult’s a disease-prone zone!
Leper drag flops, colors all wrong,
Kids haunt Karen’s twisted song!
WAAAAAA I WANNA GO HOME!
Her shrill voice cuts to the bone!
Bans echo wild, her reign’s a blight,
Kids chew pus dreams in the dead of night!

*(Outro)*
Bus engine sputters, rainbow flag flaps wrong,
Kids sob “waaaaaa” soft, Karen’s megaphone long,
“HATE ISN’T WELCOME!” she screams to the void,
Nose rolls across the floor, madness deployed!