Welcome to Hyland Point – I’m Already on a Government Watchlist

🚨 Welcome to Hyland Point – Where the Trash Talks Back and the Rules Make Less Sense Than the People 🚨

Buckle up, buttercup — we’re diving into the prologue and first few gloriously chaotic days of Hyland Point, a town so dysfunctional it could only exist in a broken simulation or under extreme government oversight (spoiler: it’s the latter). This is Schedule 1, and yes, it's every bit as shady as it sounds.

🧩 In this episode:

We get a taste of Schedule 1, the mysterious framework that keeps this bureaucratic backwater barely running.

I stumble through the first 2–3 days trying to survive, work, and not get run over by a driver who thinks turn signals are a myth.

You’ll meet some of the residents, who range from awkwardly polite to “you’re definitely on a list somewhere.”

I question life choices, the economic structure of Hyland Point, and whether the trash is multiplying on its own (it is).

🎧 AND YES — I BUILT A WHOLE DAMN RADIO STATION.

Because let’s be honest — nothing kills immersion like recycled ambient piano loops. So I made Hyland Point Radio, a full-on in-universe station featuring:

Clarissa: your snarky, deadpan radio host with zero patience and a lot of opinions about the town’s hygiene.

Local gossip, cryptic PSAs, sketchy traffic reports, and just enough background noise to make you feel like you’re in a really bad job orientation you can’t leave.

It’s like Fallout radio met NPR in a back alley and then forgot to pay its FCC fines.

This isn’t just a let’s play — it’s a whole cursed vibe. No ghosts, no ghouls — just red tape, questionable neighbors, and the creeping realization that something about Hyland Point just isn’t right… but no one’s allowed to say it out loud.

🔔 LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & HIT THE BELL so you don’t miss when we dive deeper into this charming slice of dystopia. Schedule 2 is on the way, and you’re gonna want popcorn.