Turning a Sweatshop Apartment into a Drug Empire

💊 Schedule 1 – Episode 2: Networking, Narcotics & New Property, Baby 💊

Ah, the American dream — buy low, sell high, and maybe launder your earnings through an apartment that smells like despair and expired air fresheners. Welcome back to Hyland Point, where the only thing more unstable than the economy is the guy selling pills in a parking lot.

🧂 In this episode:

I network with some of Hyland Point’s finest upstanding criminals and maybe make a few deals that definitely aren’t legal, but hey — paperwork is for cowards.

I buy my very first apartment! It’s small, sad, and deeply cursed by poor interior design choices — but it’s mine.

We learn how real estate and illegal substance distribution go hand in hand, like peanut butter and FBI surveillance.

All the while, Hyland Point Radio is cranking in the background, blessing your ears with Clarissa’s hot takes, passive-aggressive public announcements, and cryptic warnings that nobody listens to anyway.

🎧 IMMERSION MODE: ENGAGED
That’s right — this isn’t just gameplay. This is fully curated dystopia. I built a custom radio station to make Hyland Point feel like a real, tragically broken place. You’ll hear:

Clarissa roasting the town for being lazy, dirty, and somehow always under construction,

Weird news that makes less sense the more you think about it,

And the kind of local PSAs that make you ask, “Wait… who died this time?”

This isn’t just a let’s play — it’s a chaotic vibe with lore, snark, and a faint aroma of controlled substances.

🏚️ LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & HIT THAT BELL
Do it for Clarissa. Do it for the apartment. Do it because you’ve already seen worse on this platform.