Cold Civil War | 352

America’s stuck in a cold civil war, and the circus keeps burning. Jimmy Kimmel gets canned—media and Democrats scream “Trump did it!” We say the real killer was bad jokes. Antifa finally makes the terrorist list (took ’em long enough). Three cops die serving a warrant on a lunatic—guess the “defund the police” crowd won’t send flowers. And Kate’s back, reading Trump tweets and your feedback—because if you’re gonna laugh in this country, it might as well hurt.