RAPHAEL RECOMMENDS CRYSTAL PROTECTION - Productivity Zone

Goals: Ascend to the zenith of C-suite supremacy as the hardest working CEO in the universe. Achieve maximum Productivity Levels™ per unit input to synergize global impact and increase value added deliverables in the Productivity Zone. Assemble a team of super performing associates to increase EOY growth, and maximize product package efficiency 10x for all employees. Leverage technology to initiate a productivity revolution by optimizing creativity growth across all verticals, horizontals, and diagonal markets, ensuring 110% associate-management alignment in all departments. Instigate paranormal corporate divination rituals to foster a culture of quantum supremacy in the Productivity Zone.
Inspiration: Art Bell, Ken Nordine, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Sam Hyde Show, Eric Andre, Toonami Operations Module, early Saturday Night Live, Josh Harris (We Live in Public), Channel 5 (Andrew Calahan), Naurdwar, Steve Jobs/Early Apple Stories, Dot Com Era, Tom Fec (Black Moth Super rainbow), Longmont Potion Castle, Dilbert, Anon greentext stories and creepy pastas, Robert Stack (Unsolved Mysteries), Brian Eno, Philip K. Dick