DEMOCRATS FEAR TESTOSTERONE LIKE IT'S KRYPTONITE

In this satirical monologue, the speaker humorously claims that elevating testosterone levels acts as a "deterrent" to repel Democrats, likening it to how maskless shoppers during COVID caused crowds to scatter like the Red Sea or bug spray repelling insects. They promote a free testosterone screening from Men's Health & Women's Wellness of Mississippi, inviting Democrats but warning it might convert them to conservatives, comparing injections to a "red pill" that should be outlawed for its ideological effects.