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Ba-da-da, doo-bee-da-da, snap those fingers in time!
We got a story ‘bout a senator who loves the party line…

Bernie the Bitch, oh he’s barking again,
Growlin’ at Bobby while defending his friends.
He hates Big Pharma when it’s pills or it’s cash,
But when it comes to vaccines — he’s quick to rehash!

Oh he’ll rail on the billionaires,
He’ll cry for the working class,
But ask him about health freedom?
He’ll kick it straight in the… BLEEP

Bernie the Bitch, just a lapdog in chains,
Talkin’ tough on Wall Street, but Pharma remains.
He says he’s for the people, for the workers and such,
But when it comes to your body — oh, he don’t care that much!

He shouts for free healthcare, oh what a delight,
But your right to say “no” somehow’s not in sight.
Conflicts of interest? He don’t make a fuss,
The CDC’s cashin’ in, and he rides the vax bus.

“What about freedom?”
(“Bernie don’t care!”)
“What about Pharma?”
(“He won’t go there!”)
“What about Bobby, trying to fight?”
(“Bernie the Bitch says ‘shhh, don’t shine that light!’”)

Bernie the Bitch, he’s a broken cliché,
Says he fights the system, but he’s part of the play.
Shoutin’ ‘bout corruption, oh he’ll give a good pitch,
But when Bobby speaks truth — here comes Bernie the Bitch!

So raise up your glasses, let’s all make the switch,
To freedom and truth — not old Bernie the Bitch!

Well.........
Bernie Sanders is a bitch
He's a big fat bitch
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

On Monday, he's a bitch
On Tuesday, he's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday, he's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
He's a super King KaMAHAmeha biatch!

Come on!
You all know the words

Have you ever met my friend Bernie?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He's a mean old bitch (la-la-la-la)
And He has stupid hair (la-la-la-la)
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
He's a stupid bitch! (whoa!)
Bernie Sanders' a bitch
And He's such a dirty bitch! (bitch!)