Miss Howard Stern, Andrea's IQ Test 2/12/04

Howard said that Andrea ''Miss Howard Stern'' was there and she's taken an IQ test. He said they always wanted to know what it was and she came in and agreed to take one. Howard said she was wearing big Elvis glasses. She said she wears them to hide from the world.
Andrea said she had to guess at a lot of the answers on the test. KC said that there were three parts and each one gave a half hour to complete. He said she left about 20 blank at one point in one section of the three. She didn't think she left that many blank though.

Howard asked her about the jewelry she was wearing this morning. She showed off some of the stuff she was wearing and the guys were wondering where she gets the money to pay for that stuff. She said she has money saved up that she uses. Andrea said that she hates dancing and won't do that anymore. She said that was the only time she's ever been depressed in her life. She said if you ever see her dancing again, she's hit rock bottom.

Howard moved on to Andrea's IQ test. He wanted to find out what her score was. Howard and Robin both said that they think it'll be an 80. There were 17 left blank in the math section according to KC. KC also said that Andrea's trip into the city was pretty tough. She came in yesterday afternoon and ended up in Queens instead of Manhattan.

Andrea said she doesn't trust anyone out there because so many people take advantage of her. Howard said that he would just bang her once and leave her. He was just being honest. Robin said that KC and Andrea would make a great couple. He said they look good together. They spent a short time on that before they actually got to the IQ test.

Howard and Gary talked about the IQ score and what an 80 would mean. Gary thought that a 90 would mean she's really dumb but an 80 would be like a monkey. Gary said he thinks she'll manage to get an 83. Gary was willing to put up a hundred bucks that she'd be over an 80. Robin said she thought she'd be under that number.

They kept getting sidetracked talking about Andrea's sex life and stuff like that. She said she hasn't had sex since she was 18. She's turning 21 next week. Howard said he heard that she likes someone but she didn't want to embarrass herself by talking about it. Howard was going to give her $500 if she told them who it was. She kept saying that she can't tell them. He upped it to $1000 but she kept saying she couldn't do it. She turned down the money.

Howard gave up on that and moved on to the IQ test. KC gave them the score and she came out with an IQ of 88. She's in the 21st percentile so 79 percent of the people taking the test would have scored better than her. Howard and the guys were blown away when they heard the score. KC said that just 5 right is an 81 IQ. Howard congratulated her on the big score and tried to wrap up the interview. They kept trying to find out who her crush was on. She kept saying that she didn't want to say who it was. Howard said that she had a crush on KC but she kept saying ''no'' and it was making her too nervous. Howard asked her to turn to him and say that she didn't have a crush on him. She said it was too embarrassing. Howard told KC to ask her out but even KC didn't want to do that.

Ronnie the Limo Driver brought Andrea's friend in because she knows who her crush is on. She wanted the $1000 to tell them. Andrea yelled at her friend Rachelle not to tell them. Andrea said that she'd be mad at her and wouldn't talk to her if she told. Andrea asked KC if he's really gay and why he tells the gay jokes all the time. He said that he's not gay and he tells the jokes because ''gay is funny.''

Howard ended up giving the friend the money because she did say that the person Andrea has the crush on was in the room at the time. Howard knew it was KC after that. Howard asked her what the big deal was and why she wasn't saying that she had a crush on him. She was too embarrassed to say anything though. Howard had KC stand there waiting for her to say something to him. Howard told her that she blew her chance so then she said that he ''is cute or whatever'' and that he has a good body. KC thanked her for that but told her that he's not into finding anyone at this point. Howard wrapped up the segment and went to commercial.