Buddha Homie vs Jim Cramer

Well, howdy, pardner! Ain’t nobody—NOBODY—faster than them Buddha Homies snatchin’ that dip like a six-gun draw! Market’s tankin’? Pfft, we’re quicker than a jackrabbit on a hot griddle, scoopin’ up Buddhacoin cheap before you can say “saddle sore.” This meme’s our high-noon showdown, slingin’ zen and HODLin’ tight. Watch it, or you’re slower than molasses in January!