🍑 BM’s Big Spank Request: Larry Forman, Hurt My Feelings Again! 🍑

Tonight we’re diving into BBB’s latest cry for attention — a Verified Complaint that looks less like a lawsuit and more like a Craigslist ad for “courtroom spankings, apply paddle courtesy of The DUI Guy.” 🤦‍♂️😂 That’s right: BM is literally begging Larry Forman of YouTube’s The DUI Guy channel to bend him over again for another round of legal humiliation. 🏛️🍑

BM swears he’s “never sanctioned” (while judges keep dangling sanctions over his head like party streamers 🎉⚖️), insists he’s “not a public figure” (even as he parades through YouTube dramas 🤡📺), and cries about being called a “Florida attorney” while he was standing right there in a Florida court. 🌴🤔 It’s not a case, it’s a coward’s complaint — pure tantrum, pure pity party, and 100% please notice me, Larry Forman! 👶😭✨

So grab your popcorn 🍿, because we’re roasting every whiny page of this Butt-Hurt Brief until the ink itself is embarrassed. If you thought macaroni-and-cheese sanctions were peak humiliation, wait until you see BM file paperwork begging The DUI Guy to spank him all over again. 🧀🤣🍑