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YOU WERE TOLD TO STAY IN THE TRUNK.
But the real horror is how you got there.
🍼🎃🚪

$KRVPT cracks open the plastic-wrapped lie of modern Halloween with a track so cursed it skips generations:

Overprotective parents

Participation-trophy trauma

Vape-smothered hay bales

And a full-circle tragedy that ends where it started:
💀 in the trunk.

They laughed at you when you cried.
You laughed at them when you lied.
Now they can’t laugh —
'cause you never came back.

🎃 OUT NOW ON BOOMER BLUETOOTH
🧠 WRITTEN IN CANDY CORN AND MIDLIFE REGRET
📼 For fans of:
Trauma loops, fake pumpkins, corn syrup PTSD, and haunted parenting apps