Idiots on Parade Episode 643: Cancel Culture

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…

—South Park & Charlie Kirk
—Jimmy Kimmel
—Brigitte Macron

00:00 Introductions
01:51 Bragging Rights
04:43 Starbucks
08:14 Jimmy Kimmel
10:57 The View
20:16 Jesus Take the Yoke
21:08 Brigitte Macron
31:51 Farm Bankruptcies
41:01 Mahmoud Khalil
43:53 Susan Monarez
46:42 Donald Trump

South Park & Charlie Kirk

nathan called it: the way to combat stupidity isn’t through violence, it’s through mockery.

Charlie Kirk’s executive producer said Comedy Central should put the South Park/Charlie Kirk episode back online.

Good on him for getting it.

Starbucks

Why does every a-hole in the world take their anger out on Starbucks?

The dumbest of the dumb are apparently going to Starbucks, ordering a drink, giving Charlie Kirk’s name, and then angrily smashing the drink when it arrives.

What does this solve?

Jimmy Kimmel

As of this recording, he was still off the air.

By the time of this posting, he’s back, baby!

Both sides think whatever they cancel is OK, because they’re the ones doing the cancelling.

But damn, the right is by far the more hypocritical of the two extremes.

The View

Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, the ladies on The View were eerily silent regarding his suspension. 

Unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg found the time to say something incredibly stupid (shocking, I know) about President Biden.

Ugh.

Irony

Not gonna make TOO much fun here, because it’s awful. 

But, it’s also, as said, ironic.

Brigitte Macron

Brigitte and her French President hubby Emmanuel are suing Candice Owens, because Candice claims Brigitte was born a man.

What the frogs should have done is question whether or not Candice was born with a brain, because, damn…

She’s dumber than the Scarecrow.

Farm Bankruptcies

Bad trade policies are killing American farmers, but, this is what 80+% voted for, so…

Mahmoud Khalil

Mahmoud is getting deported.

Jake is against it (kinda), and nathan is for it, or just doesn’t care.

Hey, be a kind guest.

Don’t be a dick.

It’s really that simple.

(And, of course, don’t lie on your application visa.)

Susan Monarez

Susan testified in a hearing, and lo and behold, it turns out RFK is a lying POS.

Who knew, other than anyone that has ever heard RFK say anything?

Donald Trump

Smart people hate him.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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