107 Days of Fail: Kamala’s Campaign in Slow Motion | The Roast Room

Kamala Harris just dropped a new book called 107 Days—and reading it feels like watching Joe Biden trying to reboot his brain: endless buffering. She’s out here blaming Trump, blaming Biden, blaming the calendar itself… like girl, did the clock personally end your campaign?

In this roast, we break down her pity tour across MSNBC, The View, and GMA—basically Democrat safe spaces where the toughest question is “still water or sparkling?” From crying on daytime TV to admitting she had “no differences” with Biden, Kamala turned herself into the human version of Ctrl+Alt+Del. Even Hillary Clinton pressed something—wrong button, wrong country—but at least she tried. Kamala? Her whole strategy is “do nothing and hope for applause.”

She even admitted she almost picked Pete Buttigieg—like losing wasn’t enough, now she wants to blame identity politics too. At this point, her campaign slogan should’ve been “America’s Almost Lady.”

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