Misadventures of Unholy Trollers, Drama Queens, 'n' Me

I don't care that David's a dude; he's still a drama queen. As for the suspected Unholy Trollers, whom, other than UT's, would rent an RV and drive across 2 States in the high desert in the dead of winter to be with family for the holidays?

I didn't go into much detail in the audio about my 2013 misadventure, but I jaywalked I-5 in the process without stopping any cars or hearing horns. What's bizarre is that I had no memory of jaywalking a second time, unwittingly arriving at Flag City, west of Lodi. That was while I was stuck in Lodi, again (1984-93, 95-97, & 2007-13). I've never gone back, and burned every bridge associated with CA.

I had every intention of continuing west, and was using Mt. Diablo as a landmark, but it didn't work. It's as if emergency doors slammed shut, blocking critical corridors within a laboratory maze. The firefighters who responded to my call didn't see any reason to hospitalize me, but then they realized how self-offing my hike had been. I had no ID, no means of payment, and, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have survived the 5 to 7 mile walk back to my apartment.

One piece of advice I would give to anyone meeting a person making irrational decisions due to dehydration, hypoglycemia, and / or sleep deprivation... Memory retention is insanely sound despite the poor decision-making.