TDS Makes 'Em Chug It All

Trump said, “Careful now, moms-to-be,
Don’t overdo the acetaminophen, please.”
But TikTok morons had a different plan,
“Orange Man Bad, so I’ll down the whole can!”

Doc with a stethoscope joined the parade,
Filmin’ her swallow on a TikTok crusade,
Forget the studies, forget the kid,
“If Trump says no — then I sure did!”

It’s not about health, it’s not about facts,
It’s political theater with pharmaceutical acts,
If he said “don’t jump,” they’d climb the wall,
TDS. makes ‘em do it all!

Chug, chug, make a TikTok reel,
Mockin’ the warning, ignore the deal,
Common sense gone, brains slowed to a crawl,
Trump Derangement makes ‘em chug it all!

What if he said, “Hey, don’t eat glue”?
They’d post a recipe for glue stick stew,
What if he warned, “Don’t run with knives”?
They’d juggle machetes on Facebook Live!

Said “don't eat yellow snow,” they’d think it's a treat,
“Don’t play in traffic” — livestreamed in the street,
Every word’s flipped, every warning’s wrong,
Proof that their TDS is a going strong.

It ain’t about safety, it ain’t about care,
It’s rebellion for clicks, no brain cells in there,
If he said “don’t trip,” they’d take a fall,
TDS makes ‘em risk it all!

Chug, chug, make a TikTok reel,
Mockin’ the warning, ignore the deal,
Logic’s dead, and reason’s small,
Trump Derangement makes ‘em chug it all!

“Side effects may include: nausea, liver damage,
loss of critical thinking,
and fifteen seconds of internet fame…
ask your doctor if TDS is for YOU!”

Chug, chug, it’s a viral trend,
Protestin’ Trump to the bitter end,
Truth gets twisted, brains on stall,
TDS makes ‘em chug it all!

They possess the I.Q. of a volleyball
Because TDS makes ‘em chug it all!

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