Memory Lane: Walking Down... [Warning: Includes Singing]

2 months ago
61

I neglected to mention that the high school co-ed gym class convention in 1991 was to place the girls behind the boys during stretches / exercises (Calisthenics, apparently), because boys would otherwise be aroused by the girls. As we all know from Elaine on "Seinfeld", females who are attracted to the male form are "sickies". It's so rare that it's fine to risk males being objectified by what few sickies exist. Yep! Misandry!

As for the wedding in 2000 or 2001, the look on the D.J.'s face was priceless, upon announcing that the bride and groom would be dancing to "Yellow" by Coldplay. I can't blame him for equating yellow with cowardice. "Ooooh-key...!" satisfactorily summarized his initial reaction, but it is a farily romantic song. I wouldn't choose it for a first dance at a wedding, though. "'Night on Disco Mountain' or bust!" I say.

In closing, Bon Jovi clearly sings in "Dead or Alive", "On a stale horse I ride!. So, I'd like to see a meme of Jon sitting on a horse branded with a "best by" date that predates his heyday.

Loading comments...