Your body is hiring… who gets the job? 👀

Alright… you want to know what to eat on keto? Here’s your shopping list:
🥩 Grass-fed steak: packed with B-vitamins, iron, creatine and many more. Your mitochondria will throw a party 🎉
🥚 Pasture-raised eggs: nature’s multivitamin. Plus, the yolk is basically sunshine you can eat.
🥑 Avocados: full of potassium, magnesium, etc. They prevent the ‘keto flu’ and make you feel like a silky green ninja 🥷
🥬 Fermented foods (sauerkraut, sprouts): probiotics keep your gut happier than a toddler in a bounce house.
🧈 Healthy fats (butter, olive oil, coconut oil): because your brain is 60% fat. Why not give it the good stuff?
🍋 Lemons: detox support, vitamin C, and they make water taste less like sadness.
Notice what’s missing? Bread, pasta, donuts, chips… basically the résumé that says: ‘I’m here to make you tired, bloated, and miserable.’ 😂
So… hire the steak, fire the chips. You’re the CEO. Run your body like a boss!