Charlie Kirk: How Was It Done? (26 September 2025)

The Charlie Kirk shooting has turned into a national IQ contest. If you watch this and still think Charlie was shot, you need to take your smart pills:

Patient: Doctor, I feed dumb, just stupid all the time.

Doctor: Well, here you go! Start taking these smart pills.

Three weeks later:

Patient: Doctor, these smart pills taste like mouse turds.

Doctor: See! You're getting smarter already!

Note: The word "point" was lost relating to 5-inches of steel, which should be .5 (1/2 inch) instead.