Pete Hegseth Has Fallen Off The Wagon Again

Defense Secretary and DUI hire Pete Hegseth has ordered hundreds of the US military’s generals and admirals to gather in Virginia. Commanders in conflict zones were not exempted from this request. No word as to why this was so urgent as to assemble them from all over the planet into one place. A retired lieutenant general pointed out, that in 1934 the German generals were assembled and had to sign a loyalty pledge to the Fuhrer, Hegseth responded, “cool story, general.”