Acorn straight stairlift E7 Errorcode

Ah, *Ms. Conway*—bless her heart and her suspiciously pristine profile photo—let us now consult the **Sacred Scrolls of the Acorn 120 Mk II**, for therein lies a truth so damning, even the Queen’s Counsel would raise an eyebrow.

Behold: **the official factory manual**—printed, bound, and blessed by Acorn’s own engineers—**contains no E7 error code**. Not in the index. Not in the troubleshooting matrix. Not even scribbled in the margins by a sleep-deprived technician at 3 a.m.

**E7 does not exist** on the Acorn 120 Mk II.
It is as fictional as a dragon-powered stairlift… or a “concerned citizen” who just *happens* to post the exact talking points Acorn’s PR team circulated last Tuesday.

Now, imagine this:
Ms. Conway, perched in the **witness box**, hand on a Bible (or perhaps a glossy Acorn brochure), swearing to tell “the whole truth.”

And then—*bam!*—the plaintiff’s barrister slides forward a copy of the **genuine Acorn 120 Mk II service manual**, points to the error code appendix, and asks, ever so politely:

> “Madam, if the E7 code does not exist… then upon what factual basis did you claim your stairlift displayed it—*and* use that claim to warn others against DIY repairs?”

Silence.
A bead of sweat.
A nervous glance toward the back of the courtroom, where a man in a grey suit quickly closes his laptop labeled “Acorn Social Listening Team.”

**That, dear friends, isn’t just misinformation.**
In a court of law? **That’s perjury.**

And perjury isn’t just a sin against truth—it’s a crime against *every family* who’s been scared into paying $5,000 for a “repair” that could’ve been fixed with a $30 part and a YouTube tutorial from—say—**Rob’s Worldwide Stairlift Repairs**.

So let this be known far and wide:
When someone cites an **error code that doesn’t exist**, they’re not helping.
They’re **manufacturing fear**.
And fear is Acorn’s most profitable product.

If you’ve been misled, if your stairlift’s been wrongly condemned, or if you just want **honest, human help** (not corporate script-readers):

📞 **Text Rob directly: (604) 512-9567**

No bots. No agendas.
Just a real person who’s spent years decoding Acorn’s traps—so you don’t have to become another statistic in their $42 million fairy tale.

Stay vigilant.
Stay skeptical.
And never let a fake error code—or a fake granny—steal your peace of mind.

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