Ep 511: CSAF Welsh Gets Canceled & the Air Force Is Broke

Peaches, Aaron, and Trent come in hot: Halloween costumes get dark, Oompa-Loompas invade, and naked 70s playing cards almost derail a four-star visit. Then it gets serious—General Mark Welsh flames out at Texas A&M over gender ideology drama, Special Warfare kills all 2025 ship dates, and the Air Force admits it’s broke while Congress hasn’t passed a budget since 1997. PCS moves? Just a spreadsheet scam. Candidates failing pipeline tests? Seventy-two down last class. This is peak Ones Ready: chaos, comedy, and calling out the BS nobody else will touch.

⏱️ Timestamps
00:00 – Special Warfare attributes model refresher
01:08 – Halloween costumes: generals, ICE agents, and Oompa-Loompas
03:25 – Pentagon staff roast: careerism and dry cleaning duty
06:20 – Why E7 is the sweet spot before the lobotomy
09:30 – Chief doxxing drama + bad guests revisited
11:43 – Should bad ideas still get a platform?
17:58 – General Mark Welsh canceled at Texas A&M
22:23 – Dog-and-pony shows and naked playing cards
28:47 – Leadership lessons from Welsh’s flameout
30:30 – Drag queen story hour at STS? The crew jokes
31:30 – Air Force broke + PCS spreadsheet madness
35:35 – Congress hasn’t passed a budget since 1997
38:28 – PCS stories: spreadsheets vs. people
39:59 – Tasty Gains sponsor shoutout
41:46 – Shoutout from Special Warfare Training Wing + pipeline updates
42:00 – No more 2025 ship dates, backlog crushes dev
44:05 – Attrition games and making “doc rate” again
46:16 – Don’t be one of the 72 failures
47:53 – Wrap-up + Nashville OTS plug

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