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Patriots Unite Now! Because Time Is Running Out!, Former FBI Director Jim Comey Is Finally Indicted for His Role in the Russiagate Hoax, Pete Hegseth the Hessian Orders US Admirals and Generals to a Strange Meeting (Is He and Boss Trump Planning a Big War of Some Kind?), Benito Ocasio (" Bad Bunny ")-a Puerto Rican " Pop Star "-Is Hired by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to Perform at Stupid Bowl (It Isn't Played Until February!), A Recent Photo of Hillary Clinton Shows the Face of an Alcoholic, Another Jeffrey Epstein?: Howie Rubin-a Soros Boy-Is Charged with Sex Crimes, Ken from the Bronx Encounters Puerto Rican Aggression on Two Straight Morning Walks, Patriot Victory in Pro-Baseball: Jew-Owned/Jew-Run New York Mets Are Prevented from Entering the Playoffs on the Last Day of the Regular Season! (The Team Is Loaded with Juiced-Up Invaders and Conquistadors from DR and Venezuela! Hip, Hip Hooray!), Inter Alia