🎃🛻💥⸸UЯ ØП⸸ ₥Y HΔYЯ!DΞ NØ₩☽🔪🌾💀

HIS AIN’T A HAUNTED ATTRACTION.
It’s a rural kill-tour on wheels.
🚜💀📵

🎃 $KRVPT invites you to the last hayride you’ll ever take —
a POV bloodbath broadcast live from Bone County, where:

The tractor drives itself

The props are rigged

The scarecrow is watching

And the final girl already tipped

🎃 You thought it was just a show.
But the blood isn’t fake.
And you’re already in the back.

🛻 OUT NOW ON CORNFIELD-FRIED SIGNALS
⚠️ STREAMING ON DEAD BATTERIES & BOOTLEG CAMCORDERS
🔪 Recommended for fans of:
Silo Screamo, Pumpkin-Scented Execution, Haunted Yelp Reviews, and Disassociationcore