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Cool Story, Bro (American History song)
(Intro)
Yeah…
Cool story bro…
You ever peep how deep this goes?
Let’s go…
(Verse 1)
All these tech giants with CIA tags,
Jobs dropped out, Zuck dropped out — billion-dollar bags.
Cool story bro, “built it all in a dorm,”
But behind the curtains, that’s a whole different form.
Moon landing footage? Grainy like VHS,
They trick you with visuals, mind under stress.
Building Seven fell like it knew the plan,
They still stick to the story, sell it to the man.
Repeat a lie, let the echo flow,
Soon the crowd’s chanting what they don’t even know.
Energy suck, loosh harvest at the show,
Cool story bro, but I’m done with the glow.
(Hook)
Cool story bro, I ain’t buying your feed,
All your “facts” scripted, all your anchors read.
Cool story bro, keep your program TV,
I’m unplugging now, let my third eye see.
(Verse 2)
Local news anchors with CIA checks,
Operation Mockingbird, same scripts, no flex.
Ron Burgundy clones reading teleprompters fast,
Big bank for the face, staff broke out back.
Cool story bro, “just the news,” no slant,
But fear’s the product, panic’s the chant.
Jenna Bush tied deep, granddad in Dallas,
When JFK got erased, no palace.
Editing Zapruder like a movie scene,
Shot from a sewer? But they scrub the screen.
It’s all fear broadcast, panic on loop,
But the ratings crash once you exit the group.
(Hook)
Cool story bro, I ain’t buying your feed,
All your “facts” scripted, all your anchors read.
Cool story bro, keep your program TV,
I’m unplugging now, let my third eye see.
(Bridge)
They program your mind like it’s Netflix queue,
Feed you terror headlines, keep you feeling blue.
I don’t need your lies, your panic or show,
Cool story bro… time to let it go.
(Outro)
Yeah… shut off the idiot box, reclaim my soul,
Loosh not for sale, I’m back in control.
Cool story bro, but my eyes wide now,
They can’t farm my energy, I’m breaking the plow.
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