Gov’t Shutdown: Congress Plays Spider-Man Meme IRL! | The Roast Room

The U.S. Government has officially turned into a reality show — and no, it’s not on Netflix, it’s happening live in Congress. Democrats and Republicans are pointing fingers like a Spider-Man meme, while taxpayers wonder if their dollars fund actual work or just fancy vacations.

This shutdown drama is classic: Democrats block the GOP plan, then accuse Republicans of holding America hostage. Meanwhile, both sides are more worried about Twitter clout than solving the border crisis, Medicaid cuts, or the budget itself. And right when it couldn’t get dumber, Trump enters the chat — handing out Diet Cokes, dropping MAGA hats like loot boxes, and even trolling Democrats with sombreros. CNN covers it like Watergate, but honestly, it’s the best entertainment Washington has produced in years.

From Schumer sweating bullets to lawmakers screaming like it’s Judge Judy, this shutdown is less about policy and more about political cosplay. Who’s the bigger clown: Democrats crying over hats or Republicans flexing receipts like WWE smackdowns? You decide.

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