The real president

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Have you ever felt like the person in the White House is just a... puppet? A figurehead reading from a teleprompter while the real decisions are made elsewhere? You're not alone. But what if I told you the true Commander-in-Chief isn't a shadowy cabal of bankers or a deep state bureaucrat?

It's my pet lizard, Barnaby.

Disclaimer: This video is a work of satire and parody. Barnaby is a lizard. He eats bugs and poops on a rock. He has no formal political experience, which, to be fair, might make him more qualified than some. No actual lizards were harmed in the making of this narrative, though their dignity may have been slightly compromised. Please do not send classified documents to his terrarium.

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