KINGSMAN - THE SECRET SERVICE - (So Secret You Are Not Allowed To Watch It Again!)

A Hyper-Intelligent Techno-Wizard Whose Melanated Phenotype Is The Exact Antithesis And Complete Opposite Of Reality...

Is Challenged By A Ultra-Secret Organization, Whose Main Protagonist Is A Young Man, Whose Genetic Phenotype Is Once Again, Almost The Exact Opposite Of Reality.

The Evil Melanated Scientist's Plan?

To Give Everyone In The World, A Free Cell Phone, With A Special Nano-Brainwave Chip, That Increases Rage And Decreases Tolerance...