These are some of the things the Democrats are demanding you fund...

- $3 million for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia
- $833k for transgender people in Nepal
- $4.2 million for LGBTQ people in the Western Balkans and Uganda
- $3.6 million for pastry cooking classes and dance focus groups for male prostitutes in Haiti
- $500k for electric buses in Rwanda
- $6 million for media organizations for the Palestinians
- $300k for a pride parade in Lesotho
- $882k for social media and mentorship in Serbia

And... Chemtrails. The best thing to come out of the Govt shutdown is no more chemtrails...

Hoo fucking Ray... at last.