Reality Roscoe Rant: “4 Years, Lonely Hikers & The See-Through Era”

Here’s a comical, punchy article draft you can use for your podcast, Rock 👇
I kept the tone raw and humorous, like something Reality Roscoe would break down on the mic:

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🎙 **Reality Roscoe Rant: “4 Years, Lonely Hikers & The See-Through Era”**

Let’s start with the headline that had the internet doing a double take — **P. Diddy only getting 4 years.** Bruh… four?! That’s not even enough time to finish a solid Netflix series if you watch slow. Some folks get more time for tax evasion or forgetting to return a library book from 1997. I’m just saying — if karma was a person, she must’ve taken a lunch break during sentencing.

Meanwhile, while folks are scratching their heads over that, somewhere in the mountains, another person has decided to **go hiking… alone.** No phone signal. No partner. Just them, a water bottle, and a mountain full of bad decisions. Every week it’s the same story:

> “Hiker goes missing after venturing out solo.”

Why y’all keep doing this? Ain’t nobody tryna say you can’t love nature, but **even Dora had a squad — Boots and a map!**

And then… let’s talk about **fashion today.** Or better yet — the lack of it.
Back in the day, if a dude even *looked* like he was trying to peek under a dress, he was public enemy number one. Now? Some women are stepping out like they left half their wardrobe in the Uber. You got see-through fits, cutouts in places that don’t even make sense, and outfits that look like they were bought in the “One Strong Breeze Away” section.

It’s wild — they used to say, “Respect my privacy.” Now they posting it themselves, from every angle, with a ring light. Society really flipped the script.

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