🚨 BREAKING: Jews Need Jesus Too [The Official Video] by Senator Papahatziharalambrous

Jews Need Jesus Too
Written Tuesday, 7 October 2025 by Senator Papahatziharalambrous | 10:57 PM

G’day, ya sunburnt saints and sinners – Senator Papahatziharalambr ous here, aka the bloke who reckons a coldie and a confession can fix most fuck-ups. Struth, it’s been a long haul since the sun cracked its arse this mornin’, and if I’m runnin’ on black coffee and spite, reckon you’re feelin’ the pinch too after dodgin’ the daily dose of woke wankery. But hold the phone – before I rabbit on like a roo on red cordial, let’s cut the crap: me latest video for “Jews Need Jesus Too” drops this Friday, 10/10/25, and it’s a ripper. Not your fluffy Sunday school flick, nah – it’s me mate Pepe the Frog takin’ a cheeky stroll through the absurdities of life, all while hammerin’ home that one unfiltered truth: nobody’s gettin’ a free pass to the pearly gates without a squiz at the Carpenter from Nazareth.

Listen up, legends: Our green-skinned larrikin kicks off with a steak dinner that’d make a vegan weep – fork in hand, cross on the chest, sippin’ red like it’s the blood o’ the lamb mixed with a cheeky Shiraz. Then he’s marchin’ in a full-on military parade, green army ants goose-steppin’ under the Southern Cross, remindin’ us that even the brass-hats need a bailout from the Big Fella. Cut to church pews packed with prayin’ Pepes, Bible in lap, glowin’ like they’ve just cracked the code on eternal vegemite. Beach bummin’ with a surfboard and a crucifix? Check. Brickie on the buildin’ site, helmet high, hammerin’ nails that echo Calvary? You bet. Senate showdowns where frog-faced pollies debate the divine? Senate showdowns where frog-faced pollies debate the divine? Too right – and don’t get me started on the mosque montage, where Pepe’s strollin’ past minarets with a quiet nod, cos the lyrics ain’t pickin’ fights; they’re extendin’ the hand.

Speakin’ o’ which, the tune’s lyrics? Straight fire from the outback pulpit: “I don’t care what flag you fly, what god you serve or book you buy... He walked on water, healed the blind, He faced the cross for all mankind.” It’s that raw hook – Jews, Muslims, atheists, commies, crystal-clutchers, the whole bloody circus – everyone needs Jesus too, cos karma’s a crock and zodiacs don’t raise the dead. Bridge hits like a drop bear on a doubter: “It ain’t hate to speak the cure, sin’s the sickness – Christ is sure.” And the outro? “To the nations, to the cities... There’s one cross, one King, one path, one light. And His name is Jesus Christ.” No fluffy bollocks – just grace for the rebels, liars, and whores we all are on our bad days (and let’s face it, most days).

Now, half-serious hat on for a tick: I’m knackered, mate. Bone-tired from five years and nigh on 500 tracks, pourin’ me guts into albums that challenge the satanic sludge the algorithms love to shove down our throats. Thirty to seventy views on X? With 7k mates meant to see it? That’s not shadowbannin’; that’s a full-on eclipse by the woke overlords, proppin’ up their lefty limelight while stompin’ on anyone whisperin’ truth louder than a polite murmur. It’s enough to make ya wanna curl up on the footpath again, starin’ at the stars wonderin’ if the fight’s worth the frostbite. But here’s the rub – I ain’t in it for the millions or the mansions. Nah, it’s souls, plain and simple. Yours, mine, that bloke next door still chasin’ rainbows in his quinoa. Hell’s too hot for mates, and if a cheeky frog vid can nudge one lost lamb toward the light, it’s a win. Plus, streamin’ a quid or two keeps the lights on and the guitar strung – fair dinkum, even apostles needed a fish supper now and then.

So, half-larrikin twist: If the man upstairs flipped tables on the money-changers, reckon He’d give the algorithms a fair boot too. Stream this bad boy on Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, or snag it cheap on Payhip.com/TakinThePiss. Share it like it’s the last snag at a barbie – tag yer Torah-thumpin’ uncle, yer Mecca-mumblin’ mate, that atheist auntie who reckons crystals cure corns. Let’s crash the censors’ party, crank the views past a hundred, and remind the world: No one comes to the Father but through the Truth. Or, as Pepe might croak, “Ribbit or regret it, ya reckon?”

Drop a like, a laugh, a listen – and if ya pray, chuck in a word for this weary warrior. Cheers for stickin’ with the saga, legends. Reckon we’ll raise a cold one in the end times. Or at least before the next algorithm apocalypse.

Yours in grace and grog,
Senator Papahatziharalambrous
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