"Wilma Fingerdoo’s first-ever robbery. At 21, she looks 70, runs on meth, and is still figuring out how to feed her habits… with predictably disastrous results."

Here’s my terribly stitched-together intro for a Native character in Red Dead Redemption 2. It was only meant to be a draft… but I never wrangled up a final version, and the roleplay rode off into the sunset without me. Still, I sprinkled in some extra comedy bits—so keep your eyes sharp and ears perked. Hopefully it gives you a chuckle! (AI helped with the images, but the backstory? That wild mess is all mine.)

She had a habbit and couldnt keep her hands to herself 90% of the time.

“Busted in the Dark? Nope—Talked My Way Out of a house Robbery!”

“GTA5 RP: When Everyone Knew Me (But I Didn’t Know Them)”

So there I was, hiding out in the mine from the Law, when Hughebert tells me to slap on my mask. Next thing I know, the server freaks out and poof—my hair’s gone. Guess that’s one way to go bald in a hurry!”

“My son Paul is at it again—feeding the cops a buffet of lies and trying to get me locked up!”

“Granny G and Joseph’s love bloomed in the unlikeliest of places—behind prison bars after a few too many bank jobs gone sideways. They dreamed of freedom, hand in hand, planning a future beyond the walls. But fate, with its wicked sense of humor, had other plans. The moment they walked free, bullets rained down like bad wedding confetti. Ambushed and cut down together, their love story ended not with a kiss, but with a bang. A tragic romance—gone, but forever remembered in outlaw legend.”

"Someone say LSD? Nothing says chaos like mixing up your words while chatting with the guy you just kidnapped—it’s an absolute shit show."

How the kidnapper explained Nanna's fate in the end.

She thought he was a friend taking her for a drive

Nanna made a name for herself but not in a good way.

Well Nanna finally gets tossed out of the casino and not from her gambling but something more dangerous.

Blowing her pension in the casino leaves Nanna sad and grumpy but this guy seems to think old people just sleep all day and have no friends.

The guys thought they had trolled me and were laughing at me but In fact I knew what they were saying and played along with it and that made it funnier for me.