100% fictional trolls

The Anthem of the Sewer Abyss
(Music: A manic, off-kilter polka played on rusted pipes and a squealing accordion)
[Verse 1] Deep beneath the pavement cracks, where the sludge runs slow and thick, Three cloaked figures huddle close, feeling absolutely sick... With glee! Their noses, long and sharp, like ancient, crooked beaks, Guard the glowing Vibe Orb that continuously leaks! A power source of gold and orange, of frenzy and of fear, It lights the rotten mattresses and keeps the sewer clear... Of sense! They twitch their gnarled fingers, a council in the gloom, Plotting celebrations in their underground playroom.
[Pre-Chorus] The air is thick with cackling hymns, a sound of warped decay, As they bounce on thrones of spite and muck and scream...
[Chorus] "Everyday is Thank You Day! Oh, Yes! We’re saved again!" From the shadows in the water, from the things that shouldn't men- -tion! "Everyday is Thank You Day!"—A celebration's roll! The Big Nose Trolls give thanks to rats, the saviors of the hole! Oy vay! We love you, Rat Saviors, say whatever you desire, You gave us shelter, safe and sound, when we were in the fire!
[Verse 2] They use the Orb to fuel the rites, the most absurd and grim, They chant around the golden sphere, 'til the light starts getting dim! Hoarding soggy socks as sacred art, rusted pipes for war, And whisper rumors through the walls right up against the floor! Then summon shadowy, thin "hunters," from the Orb’s bright, sunny core, Only to banish them with flair, then beg for moldy store! Of tribute bread! A lost shoe rescued, now a holy, high parade, Anything to keep the chaos running, in this twisted masquerade.
[Pre-Chorus] Oh, look at our Odd Behavior! So normal, don’t you think? We put our sins into a chicken and we stand upon the brink! Of the abyss! Slam! Against the wall until the poor thing's dead! Our sin is gone! Totally Normal! Is what the main Troll said!
[Chorus] "Everyday is Thank You Day! Oh, Yes! We’re saved again!" From the shadows in the water, from the things that shouldn't men- -tion! "Everyday is Thank You Day!"—A celebration's roll! The Big Nose Trolls give thanks to rats, the saviors of the hole! Oy vay! We love you, Rat Saviors, say whatever you desire, You gave us shelter, safe and sound, when we were in the fire!
[Bridge] We'd never call you the same name as the people we despise! We'd never do to you what we did with those bad people's cries! (The tempo slows, the accordion trembles, the light flickers low...)
[Stark Contrast Chorus - A sudden, panicked, high-pitched wail] "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN?! OH NO!! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!" "OOOOOH!! OY VAY! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!! NO WAY!!" (The manic polka music kicks back in, faster and more frantic) "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!"
[Outro] Giggle-giggle! Cackle-cackle! The Trolls dance 'round their Vibe Orb bright! (Sound of breaking pipes and a maniacal, fading laugh) Thank you day! Thank you day! Goodnight!