Petunias for Everyone

"We are experience a heavier than usual demand for Petunia presentations to improve general ambiance of indignant situations all across the world. the W.M.W.F.A. has vowed to face this challenge head on and to continue to work diligently to produce Petunia Scenes to meet this dramatic increase in demand with the inevitable and approaching first Frost."
-Western Michigan Wastelands Flower Authority