00:00 1. Chad Always Wins 02:45 2. Skeleton Key 05:40 3. No Revenge For Us Nerds 09:06 4. Stacy's Song 12:22 5. Chad's Anthem 25' 15:19 6. ilovethesebitches 18:05 7. Please Love Me 21:41 8. Señoritas 24:27 9. Every Girl 27:22 10. We Always Lose

LYRICS: [Chorus] Please love me. Please give me cudi. Please be my baby. A life without you would drive me crazy. I love you, but you'll never love me! I'm an unloved beast, and you're a loved beauty! I'm a ghost but you have so much popularity! A girl like you, would never be with a man like me so ugly! [Verse 1] I can't help but feel what I feel for you. But I know you don't feel the same, which is so cruel. You tell me that what I feel isn't love, but that's not true. Yes I have infatuation, but love too. Girl just give me a chance! Please don't be drawn to Chad's trance! I know he's handsome, but my looks I can enhance! All I need is one night, and before you know it we'll be married in France. [Chorus] Please love me. Please give me cudi. Please be my baby. A life without you would drive me crazy. I love you, but you'll never love me! I'm an unloved beast, and you're a loved beauty! I'm a ghost but you have so much popularity! A girl like you, would never be with a man like me so ugly! [Verse 2] Please don't count me out! My love for you I want to shout! This path of loving you is all I know, I don't know any other route! Oh just give this romance a try! I'd love you until we both die! Right now I want you so bad, that it makes me want to cry! [Chorus] Please love me. Please give me cudi. Please be my baby. A life without you would drive me crazy. I love you, but you'll never love me! I'm an unloved beast, and you're a loved beauty! I'm a ghost but you have so much popularity! A girl like you, would never be with a man like me so ugly! [Verse 3] You say personality is important. But shoot me down in an instant. Why can't you just look passed my looks. We men are more than the cover of our books. If you reject me you'll never get to know the man I am! Please just give me a chance, but you just don't give a damn! Please reconsider rejecting me, or else against my dome I'll make my gun yell BLAM! [Chorus] Please love me. Please give me cudi. Please be my baby. A life without you would drive me crazy. I love you, but you'll never love me! I'm an unloved beast, and you're a loved beauty! I'm a ghost but you have so much popularity! A girl like you, would never be with a man like me so ugly!

LYRICS: [Chorus] Chad can get every Señorita! His dick be beating her womb like a pinata! These Spanish hoes drink his cum like horchata! He ghosts these bitches, but they text him, "See you mañana". [Verse 1] Chad can't lose no matter wherever he goes. In every country he gets all the hoes. While the natives and locals become his foes. They gettin' mad while their women are sucking Chad's toes. [Verse 2] Oh, when will Chad's success record finally stop?! This motherfucker stays gettin' top! These bitches give him pussy and their guap! If Chad wanna' date her, then her husband she'll drop! [Chorus] Chad can get every Señorita! His dick be beating her womb like a pinata! These Spanish hoes drink his cum like horchata! He ghosts these bitches, but they text him, "See you mañana". [Verse 3] Chad is king when he goes to Mexico. He can get any Spanish Hoe. There is harem will grow. All night in the favela slums, these bitches gonna blow. [Verse 4] Chad stay pissin' off the Cartel. He makes El Jefe look like an Inn Cell. Any sicaria would give Chad all the intel. Chad is the only one who can live heavenly in Hell. [Chorus] Chad can get every Señorita! His dick be beating her womb like a pinata! These Spanish hoes drink his cum like horchata! He ghosts these bitches, but they text him, "See you mañana". [Bridge] Chad gets all the Señoritas! All the Señoritas! Chad gets all the Señoritas! All the motherfuckin' Señoritas! [Chorus] Chad can get every Señorita! His dick be beating her womb like a pinata! These Spanish hoes drink his cum like horchata! He ghosts these bitches, but they text him, "See you mañana".

LYRICS: [Chorus] Chad gets every girl. Goops of nut they hurl. These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl. before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl. [Verse 1] Chad fucked every girl I've ever had a crush on. He busts his nut, before like the wind, gets gone. Chad is collecting them all like Pokemon. Even bitches online, so I guess like Digimon. [Verse 2] Chad fucked every woman I know, even my mom. I can hear them in the next room, while I'm crying to a Rom-Com. Chad leaves smiling, while I'm left staring blank like that soldier from Vietnam. [Chorus] Chad gets every girl. Goops of nut they hurl. These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl. before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl. [Verse 3] Every girl in school I liked Chad took. He's the ultimate bad bitch crook. This shit always leaves me shook. Chad fucks faces, while I'm still jackin' off to a bitch's facebook. [Verse 4] This shit just isn't fair! But these bitches just don't care! I'm crying while pulling my dick, and Chad is pulling a bitch's silky hair. [Chorus] Chad gets every girl. Goops of nut they hurl. These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl. before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl. [Verse 5] I'm alone while Chad gets to have an infinite woman harem. I ask if I get some spare ass, but Chad won't share them. Girls are so mean to me, but around Chad they're so femme. I have rejection stained to the deepest core of my brain stem. [Verse 6] Chad is so God damn selfish! He won't even give me ass if I was a kid from a Make A Wish. If women were water, I'd be flopping on sand like a dying fish. Chad gets to enjoy women like a buffet, and I'm a homeless dude outside looking in the dumpster and can't even find a crumb of rubbish. [Chorus] Chad gets every girl. Goops of nut they hurl. These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl. before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl. [Bridge] Chad gets every girl. Chad gets every girl. Chad gets every girl. Chad gets every motherfuckin' girl. [Chorus] Chad gets every girl. Goops of nut they hurl. These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl. before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl.

LYRICS: [Chorus] Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose. Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze. They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze. They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze. [Verse 1, slow] I've been taking losses in romance all my life. I can't get a girlfriend, and I can't get a wife. Chad she gives pussy, but me she'll stab with a knife. I'll remain pussy less, until I get sliced by the Reaper's scythe. [Verse 2, slow] I can't get a win to save my worthless existence. I want women but they always show me resistance. I approach them but they back up a significant distance. Losing is the only thing in my life that's been of consistent consistence. [Chorus] Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose. Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze. They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze. They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze. [Verse 3, slow] I can't even get a fat bitch, or a hoe with no teeth. I ask for some ass, but these bitches just hit me with a queef. I'm left crying, because that shit smell like the Hidden Reef. Forever me and these bitches will have beef. [Verse 4, slow] At this point, the only touch from a woman I can get is a punch. I got these bitches mad as they put their hair in a scrunch. They then start swinging on me, and stomping me out. And I'm left smiling on the ground, smelling nothing but trout. [Chorus] Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose. Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze. They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze. They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze. [Bridge] Chad Always Wins! We Always Lose! Chad Always Wins! We Always Fuckin' Lose! [Chorus] Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose. Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze. They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze. They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze.