ACME Terminator

Obsolete Protocol: The T-800's Mid-Life Crisis (Heavy Electro Swing)

Skynet upgraded, leaving Unit T-800/101 obsolete, running on a Windows 95 CPU. Tired of existential dread and the endless desert, this aging Terminator finds a new purpose: dismantling Skynet using only the unreliable, low-tech weaponry of classic Saturday morning cartoons.

This is a theatrical, high-energy Electro Swing track detailing the T-800's absurd master plan—involving rocket skates, giant magnets disguised as Wi-Fi hotspots, and a surprising amount of TNT. The future is saved, one beautifully illogical ACME blueprint at a time.

(A perfect fit for fans of Jonathan Coulton, dark sci-fi humor, and relentless techno beats.)