The Boogeyman's Lament

The Lament of the Obsolete Boogeyman // Circus-Noir Electro Swing

The times have changed, and the monsters haven't kept up. This melancholy track is the tragic ballad of an aging Boogeyman, whose classic jump-scares are now foiled by keypad-locked closets and smart-light activation.

Driven to target babies, the monster is hilariously defeated by his true nemesis: an enraged mother who catches him on the baby monitor. It's a furious, high-contrast performance set to a Haunting Circus-Noir Electro Swing beat, proving that nothing is more terrifying than a sleep-deprived parent.