Dungeon Master's Dating Profile

The Dungeon Master's Dating Profile (High-Fantasy Electro Swing)

When you live by the rulebook, you date by the rulebook. This theatrical track is the saga of a lonely Dungeon Master who can only express affection, trauma, and desire in terms of ability scores, saving throws, and quest rewards.

From lamenting his low Charisma (a definite six) to desperately searching for a partner with maxed-out Empathy (at least a score of 18), this song treats dating as the most epic and confusing adventure of all. The music is a driving collision of Pathfinder-style high fantasy and relentless techno-swing, proving that finding love is harder than fighting a dragon.