TK BUTT BASHIN' ANTHEM - A Warhammer Original Song

Listen to the TTRPG Legend's story TK, the most butt bashin bassass in Blood Bowl, inspired by characters from our DnD/TTRPG show's from 1v1MeDM and Phoenix gaming league! hope you enjoy!

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Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Out on the field, where the blood hits the grass,
Comes a beefy, burly, bold butt-bashin’ badass!
TK’s the name, a legend, no fuss,
Bashin’ butts and mixin’ guts, he’s tougher than rust!
From Blood Bowl’s chaos to adventurin’ wild,
He smashed through the pitch like a runaway child.
Record-breakin’ casualties, touchdowns galore,
In the Phoenix Gaming League, he settled the score!

(Chorus)
TK! TK! The king of the clash!
A good ol’ fashion butt bashin’, he’s built to thrash!
Mixin’ guts, breakin’ bones, he’s callin’ the play,
A bird in the bush is worth two hands, he’ll say!
TK! TK! No nonsense, no class,
A beefy, burly, bold butt-bashin’ badass!

(Verse 2)
He traded his cleats for a mic and a chair,
But don’t think he’s soft, he’s still grizzly as a bear.
No fancy words, just fists and a growl,
He’d rather throw punches than throw in the towel.
“You can take a horse to water,” he’ll shout with a grin,
“But don’t look in his mouth, ‘cause you won’t like what’s within!”
From player to caster, his voice shakes the stands,
Rulin’ the airwaves with those big, meaty hands.

(Chorus)
TK! TK! The king of the clash!
A good ol’ fashion butt bashin’, he’s built to thrash!
Mixin’ guts, breakin’ bones, he’s callin’ the play,
A bird in the bush is worth two hands, he’ll say!
TK! TK! No nonsense, no class,
A beefy, burly, bold butt-bashin’ badass!

(Bridge)
He’s a storm in the booth, a tornado of might,
Callin’ every hit like he’s still in the fight.
“Smash ‘em, crash ‘em!” he roars through the mic,
Every bone-crunchin’ play gets the crowd hyped!
Mixes his sayings, like a potion of pain,
“You can’t teach an old dog to dance in the rain!”
From the pitch to the stars, his legend’s been cast,
TK’s the name, and his shadow’s vast!

(Chorus)
TK! TK! The king of the clash!
A good ol’ fashion butt bashin’, he’s built to thrash!
Mixin’ guts, breakin’ bones, he’s callin’ the play,
A bird in the bush is worth two hands, he’ll say!
TK! TK! No nonsense, no class,
A beefy, burly, bold butt-bashin’ badass!

(Outro)
So raise up your mugs for the man of the hour,
TK’s got the grit, the voice, and the power.
From Blood Bowl to broadcast, he’s still breakin’ jaws,
A butt-bashin’ hero who don’t follow no laws!
Sing it loud, let the whole world know,
TK’s the toughest in the Blood Bowl show!