1v1 Me! - A TableTop Original Song

🎲🔥 "1v1 Me!" – The Ultimate Tabletop Throwdown Anthem 🔥🎲

Ever watched a rules lawyer go full rage-mode? Or seen a barbarian challenge the DM to mortal combat over a misinterpreted spell? "1v1 Me!" is the chaotic battle cry of every TTRPG player who's had enough of fudged rolls, broken builds, and lore inconsistencies. Whether you're rolling nat 20s in D&D, commanding armies in Warhammer, or min-maxing in Pathfinder, this track is your soundtrack for table-flipping drama and dice-slinging vengeance.
So grab your dice, prep your character sheet, and get ready to duel—because this table ain't big enough for everyone's homebrew rules.
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Lyrics:
Hey, DM, you rolled that Nat 1 on my stealth check last time,
Said my elf tripped over a goblin's shoelace—straight-up crime!
I had the high ground, the shadows, a +5 dagger in hand,
But you narrated me face-planting into a pile of wet sand.
My character's got a tragic backstory, dragon-slaying dad,
Yet you make me haggle for potions like I'm some street urchin lad.
You nerfed my fireball, called it "realistic weather delay,"
Now I'm slinging sparks in the rain—buddy, that's just foul play!

Oh, player, you min-maxed your rogue with every exploit in the book,
Sneak attack on a sleeping squirrel? That's how you look!
I built this world with lore deeper than your coffee-stained sheet,
But you speedrun the plot like it's a Twitch stream on repeat.
Your "clever" bard seduces the king with a limerick so lame,
Now the court's in uproar, and guess who's to blame?
I drop one plot twist—a lich with a coupon for souls—
You whine it's "unfair," then rage-quit and reload your rolls!

Player: You think you're the boss with your dice and your maps?
DM: You think you're a hero? You're just loot goblin scraps!
Player: Let's settle this beef, no more rules or retcons,
DM: Grab your minis, your graph paper—bring it on, dawn!
Both: From taverns to taverns, we'll clash till we're done,
No DM screens hiding, no players on the run...
1v1 me!

Remember that time you forgot my feat for infinite cantrips?
I spammed prestidigitation till the party's ears had the grips!
You house-ruled my flying carpet as "one-person only, no pets,"
So my pseudodragon rode shotgun—now that's a regret.
My paladin's oath? Sworn to justice, pure and divine,
But you made the villain a talking ferret—how's that align?
I'll multiclass into wizard just to counter your traps,
Turn your gelatinous cube into a wobbly nap!

You "accidentally" cast fireball in a crowded inn once or twice,
Now the whole town's got bounties—surprise, that's the price!
I spent hours on handouts, riddles etched in faux-Elvish script,
You skim 'em like grocery lists, then ask "Wait, who's equipped?"
Your fighter's got 18 Strength but trips on his own bootlace,
And don't get me started on your "strategic" dwarf's ale-fueled chase.
I'll summon a tarrasque just to watch you sweat and scheme,
Or pit you against paperwork—bureaucracy's the real dream!

Player: You hoard all the secrets like a dragon with gold?
DM: You hoard all the dice rolls, cheater, bold!
Player: No more "the gods intervene" to save your lame plot,
DM: No more "inspired" rolls turning loss into hot!
Both: We'll duke it out fair, with initiative drawn,
Your campaign notes versus my character con...
1v1 me!

Player: I'll audit your DMG for every errata page!
DM: I'll homebrew a rule where you age every stage!
Player: Your NPCs monologue longer than a filibuster speech!
DM: Your meta-gaming's worse than a DM's wild reach!
Both: (Harmonizing, escalating) Enough with the side quests, the loot drops, the lore—
Let's roll for the ages, settle the score!

From critical fails to those godlike 20s we chase,
Player and DM in this endless, hilarious race.
No more arguing rules over pizza at three,
Just you, me, and the table—eternity's key...
1v1 me!

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